Les codes Instagram vous fatiguent ? Découvrez ces comptes qui en prennent le contre-pied

Sur @satiregram ou satiregram.com, vous découvrez l'univers de l'instagrammeur-euse typique, mais en lieu et place de photos de pool parties et de selfies, ce sont des post-its descriptifs qui nous sont offerts. De l'avocado toast au food selfie en passant par le week-end de débauche à Coachella, tout y passe. Vacuité, quand tu nous tiens.

"I like my pizza like I like my pizza, a three-inch layer of anchovies on top of Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage patties with extra goat cheese flakes. #NationalPizzaDay" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #pizza #pizzaporn #foodporn #foodie #foodies #pizzaislife

Une publication partagée par euzcil castaneto (@satiregram) le 9 Févr. 2018 à 10 :33 PST

"with the wind in my hair and the sand in my shorts, I'm ready to listen to the 16 artists I only recognize out of the full lineup" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #coachella #coachella2018 #indiocalifornia #coachellabound #desert #free #roadtrip #minus$700inmycheckingaccount

Une publication partagée par euzcil castaneto (@satiregram) le 13 Avril 2018 à 10 :54 PDT

"decided to check out this new brunch spot called Fuxley's Café in a newly-gentrified part of town. make sure you spell it with the 'é' when you leave a Yelp review. this toast was surprisingly good and was fairly cheap at $9 a slice. I had to get two slices because I was hungry and the all-you-can-drink mimosa deal was hard to pass up at $24! be sure to get here early though, we had to wait in line for 3 1/2 hours." #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #avocadotoast #avocado #brunch #gentrification #cantbuyahouse #toobusygettingbrunch

Une publication partagée par euzcil castaneto (@satiregram) le 9 Avril 2018 à 4 :08 PDT

"you are the Darla to my Alfalfa, the peas to my carrots, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the Xanax to my overwhelming anxiety about the potential heat death of the universe." #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture #heatdeath #heatdeathoftheuniverse #theuniversewillend #flateartherswontbelieveit #valentinesday

Une publication partagée par euzcil castaneto (@satiregram) le 14 Févr. 2018 à 10 :53 PST

Du côté de chez @barbiesavior, on tourne en ridicule le tourisme humanitaire « plus blanc que blanc » au travers de la célèbre poupée. Ici, les selfies philanthropiques du bon occidental posant aux côtés d'enfants de pays en voie de développement sont raillés, ses descriptions pastichées à la perfection. Cynique, efficace.

Dear child, You inspire me. You inspire me to be the best person to myself and I guess everyone around me, even my frenemies. But mostly myself. The best thing I could dream of is to become successful, to have a big family in a big house in beautiful white suburbia. When I asked you what your biggest dream was you said “to dance”....(such a hysterically quaint dream that surely no privileged child has ever had) one of the most happiest moments in your life was definitely when you met me and my friends (but mostly me) and you asked me when I was coming back. I am sorry to tell you that there is a very small chance we are ever going to meet again. I have a lot of other children to take selfies with. It keeps me busy. Something you may not know about saviors is that we can see the future...in two years you are going to meet a grown up man that you have never met before, you two are going to have a child, and if you are lucky he will stay with you. But he will probably leave you alone with your child in your small home made of mud and trees. You will probably sell your body to someone else to earn money for your child. And then, a white woman will come to your child and give her the best day of her life. Just like I have given to you. Ah, the circle of life. I could keep on talking, but I want you to know there is hope. It’s me. But I have to catch a bus..... #dearwhitesavior #kenyanot

Une publication partagée par Barbie Savior (@barbiesavior) le 22 Mars 2018 à 12 :29 PDT

Many of you have inquired as to where exactly in the great country of Africa I live. It has come to my attention that the country of Africa is actually made up of several countries! The time has come to disclose my location....I live in Nambia! #makeNambiagreatagain #orforthefirsttime #startedfromNambianowimhere #ifyourefromNambiawhyareyouwhite #yeaheveryoneinNambiacanreadSwedish #NambiaisrightnexttoWakanda #whereLupitalives #Lupitaismyneighbor #doesNambiahaveawall? #iblesstherainsdowninNambia  #myheartbelongstoNambia #ourcreativepresident #whenyouforgettoreadthebookbeforebookclub #whenyoudontknowjustguess #Trumpwinshideandseek #hestheonlyonewhoknewwhereIwas #theyhavebiggerhandsinNambia #heretogetrich #alsoknownascolonization #Nambiaisthenewfourthworld #icanseeNambiafrommyhut #ittakesaNambianvillage #straightouttaNambia #orangeisthenewNambia

Une publication partagée par Barbie Savior (@barbiesavior) le 21 Sept. 2017 à 11 :58 PDT

My dear faithful followers. Thank you for your kind messages and concern for my well being. Fear not, I am alive and well - and still hard at work saving the country of Africa! Can you believe we did not have power here for 195 days??? To send word to my family and loved ones I was alive I had to send my ostrich to fly all the way to America! My faithful, once flightless, bird has been shuttling messages back and forth for months. While I have been grateful for the loving words penned on paper - I sure am glad FaceTime and iMessage are back. And Instagram of course. ? #theBisback #didyamissme? #ofcourseyoudid #imissedmetoo #iwontleaveyouagain #itsgunnatakealottodragmeawayfromyou #theresnothingthatahundredorphansormorecouldeverdo #atleastivegotthepowerofJesus #butactualpowerisbetter #loadshedding4christ #iactuallygotthepowerbackforthewholecountry #whitepowerthatis #thereispowerinthenameofbarbiesavior #sogladitaughttheflightlessostrichtofly #theyalmostdidntlethiminthough #becausemurica

Une publication partagée par Barbie Savior (@barbiesavior) le 6 Sept. 2017 à 11 :58 PDT

Did you know that 112% of the people living in the country of Africa don’t have access to toilets? This is the reality for 112% of Africans today. I don’t have much free time here between all my ventures - Harness the Tears, my essential oils ministry, orphan loving, Skeweral saving, high heel distribution, and so forth - but in the free time I do have I decided to begin Porcelain Promise: A Toilet Bowl Initiative. #becauseigiveacrap #literally #pushit #pushitrealgood #flatulentsavior #ugandabesquatting #careaboutcaca #hoveringatjustherightangle4jesus #commodes4christ #butibetjesusneverusedasquattypotty #waitamidoingitright? #squatitlikeitshot #squattingbelongsinthegym #teepee4mypeepeeplease #tinkletinklelittlesaviorhowiwonderhowyousquat #waittillyouexperiencetoiletseatcovers #urineforacushysurprise

Une publication partagée par Barbie Savior (@barbiesavior) le 23 Janv. 2017 à 10 :59 PST

Sur @WhatWouldYeezusWear, le couple le plus sexy des États-Unis en prend pour son grade et tombe un peu de son piédestal.

Happy Anniversary to one half of WWYW @katieyuko ? (with her husband @lhlny... not @kathleenelee sadly). And a happy Easter to all of you ?❤️ #jesuswalks

Une publication partagée par What would Yeezus wear? (@what_would_yeezus_wear) le 1 Avril 2018 à 7 :50 PDT

These the red Octobers #tbt ?. . RIP to @kathleenelee’s bootleg #redoctobers (they were @pf_flyers) ??? They met an untimely demise in our early days, but #WWYW carried on. What was your favorite look we’ve done? . . While we have your attention please make sure to read about #stephonclark and the being done by #campaignzero and @blklivesmatter. Link in bio. . . And obvi there’s a new ep of @saybiblepodcast ???

Une publication partagée par What would Yeezus wear? (@what_would_yeezus_wear) le 29 Mars 2018 à 10 :39 PDT

TFW Mom remembers her Instagram password #ohnobabywhatisyoudoing . . @natnatles and @kathleenelee talk about the latest shenanigans on today’s @saybiblepodcast . . Lots of sh*t going on. Get up to speed @resistbot will tell you what issues are top of mind for your reps and help you voice your opinion. @5calls and @indivisibleteam are also good. @sheshouldrun is helping train and elect female candidates. @innocenceproject is helping free wrongly convicted citizens and reform the criminal justice system to prevent future injustice.

Une publication partagée par What would Yeezus wear? (@what_would_yeezus_wear) le 30 Janv. 2018 à 7 :36 PST

IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT @buckyfromtruckee HAS THE BEST STYLE OF ALL TIME ?? ➡️ swipe for evidence ➡️ . It has come to our attention that perhaps after all this time, Kanye wasn’t blazing that fashion trail, but rather following in the footsteps of his muse: @kathleenelee’s father Bucky. Please vote who is the true culture King in our story. #whatwouldbuckywear #buckye Ps. Please call your reps and tell them to defend DACA @resistbot @5calls

Une publication partagée par What would Yeezus wear? (@what_would_yeezus_wear) le 23 Janv. 2018 à 6 :34 PST

Bienvenue sur le compte Instagram de la comédienne Celeste Barber, celle qui se moque des stars et rend ses lettres de noblesse au glamour de la vie de tous les jours.

When you need to explain to your parents that you dont use your education because you want to be one of those chicks who sell weird shit on Instagram. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #lindseypelas

Une publication partagée par Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) le 16 Avril 2018 à 2 :22 PDT

The basis of any good relationship- trust. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny

Une publication partagée par Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) le 14 Avril 2018 à 5 :44 PDT

When you sleep through your alarm. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #kimkardashian

Une publication partagée par Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) le 8 Avril 2018 à 1 :03 PDT

When you’re this hot you must lie in the middle of the stairs so NO ONE can escape you. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny

Une publication partagée par Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) le 29 Mars 2018 à 4 :51 PDT

Billets verts, bitcoins, chaînes en or... sur @cashcats, le rap game version félin engrange presque autant de likes que Snoop Dogg.

what's yours is mine #cashcats @ju13s

Une publication partagée par ??? (@cashcats) le 3 Avril 2018 à 9 :35 PDT

been had cryptopurrencies #cashcats @noamschwartz

Une publication partagée par ??? (@cashcats) le 21 Déc. 2017 à 4 :11 PST

took the green pill #cashcats @reneeferriell

Une publication partagée par ??? (@cashcats) le 4 Janv. 2018 à 5 :41 PST

rather be savage than average @carmencristinalaura #cashcats

Une publication partagée par ??? (@cashcats) le 6 Déc. 2017 à 10 :48 PST

awn dance i make money move #cashcats @nikulinyuri

Une publication partagée par ??? (@cashcats) le 5 Sept. 2017 à 4 :14 PDT

Votre père est touchant mais ses goûts vestimentaires laissent à désirer ? Déposez sa candidature sur @fashiondads_.

Budweiser, more like Studweiser amirite? ???? Feeling so #blessed on this Christmas Day and wishing all my fellow fashionistas a very stylish celebration! I’ve been saving this stunning sweater especially for today, and have paired it with a classic pair of #VanHeusen black slacks and an understated gray collared blouse for a more structured look. I stood next to the tree for a extra splash of color, and take note of my flattering pose. You don’t have to be a seasoned #FashionBlogger to look like this — just stand tall and confident like the diva you are! ??Merry Christmas and #DillyDilly to all my fans and followers! ? #OOTD #FestiveFashion #Studweiser #HolidayLooks #SweaterWeather #WhoWhatWear #MerryAndBright #BodyConfident #BlogLife #FashionDads via @atlfish

Une publication partagée par Fashion Dads (@fashiondads_) le 25 Déc. 2017 à 11 :35 PST

Happy #Humpday, fashionistas! ??? Today I’m bringing new flavor to “business casual” with this sleek and sassy ensemble. I’ve paired a classic pinstriped button-down with a fashionable yet functional pair of #UnderArmour athletic shorts to allow me greater mobility around my home office while still looking chic. ? But the footwear is what really takes this lewk to the next level —my signature #Gucci loafers complimented with a nice mid-calf white sock is a bit unconventional, but it always pays off to take a #FashionRisk! ?? And of course I topped everything off with a tasty bourbon cocktail. Hey it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!! ? #OOTD #BusinessCasual #ChicLewks #WhoWhatWear #FashionBlogger #Athleisure #ProtectThisHouse #GucciGang #HappyHourStyle #FashionDads via @keallen329

Une publication partagée par Fashion Dads (@fashiondads_) le 14 Mars 2018 à 10 :36 PDT

Ready to cook this #Thanksgiving turkey and doing it in fun and flirty style! ? I love getting a little silly on holidays and debuting a fashionable #StatementApron like this one I picked up on the Jersey Shore boardwalk last summer. The trick is to find a piece that both compliments your complexion AND enhances your figure. ?? And I’ve paired this outfit with my favorite pair of house loafers for a little extra sass. Now let’s get cookin! ? #OOTD #ThanksgivingStyle #HolidayLooks #StatementPiece #KissTheCook #ThighGap #BodyPositive #ConfidentCouture #WhoWhatWear #FashionDads via @douglasharry24

Une publication partagée par Fashion Dads (@fashiondads_) le 23 Nov. 2017 à 10 :24 PST

On le sait, les aéroports regorgent de personnalités étonnantes et de looks destroys. Sur @airportstyles, vous allez être servis.

A gift from our international correspondant ?@nadialeelee #SAF

Une publication partagée par @Chromeo's Airport Styles (@airportstyles) le 2 Janv. 2018 à 4 :31 PST

Knee Deep #SJC ?@snelgrove

Une publication partagée par @Chromeo's Airport Styles (@airportstyles) le 8 Déc. 2017 à 10 :15 PST

We take submissions! #ORD ?@thesupermaniak

Une publication partagée par @Chromeo's Airport Styles (@airportstyles) le 6 Mars 2017 à 11 :26 PST

Trusss me daddi #MIA

Une publication partagée par @Chromeo's Airport Styles (@airportstyles) le 13 Févr. 2016 à 6 :33 PST

Oui, Barack Obama et George Clooney mangent aussi des hot dogs, et pas toujours de la manière la plus glamour. La preuve.

Barack Obama biting into a hot dog at a backyard BBQ. 10/10. Perfect hold and horizontal symmetry. Let the festivities begin. Happy 4th ??

Une publication partagée par Celebrities Eating Things (@celebritieseatingthings) le 4 Juil. 2017 à 8 :17 PDT

Kanye and Kim posing while eating iced cream. 5/10 for being posers

Une publication partagée par Celebrities Eating Things (@celebritieseatingthings) le 2 Janv. 2017 à 5 :33 PST

Brad Pitt mid bite of pizza. Too much tongue usage and nose flare but points for ?6.3/10

Une publication partagée par Celebrities Eating Things (@celebritieseatingthings) le 21 Nov. 2016 à 12 :58 PST

Justin Bieber looking miserable with a bite of a subway sandwich lingering in his cheek. 3/10

Une publication partagée par Celebrities Eating Things (@celebritieseatingthings) le 4 Nov. 2016 à 11 :00 PDT

Last but not least, le compte @MiserableMen rend hommage aux hommes attendant patiemment que leur dulcinée ne daigne sortir de la cabine d'essayage. L'agonie a un visage, plusieurs même.

Got them dressing room blues.

Une publication partagée par Miserable Men™️ (@miserable_men) le 31 Mars 2018 à 11 :26 PDT

Une publication partagée par Miserable Men™️ (@miserable_men) le 17 Mars 2018 à 3 :32 PDT

Une publication partagée par Miserable Men™️ (@miserable_men) le 12 Févr. 2018 à 9 :38 PST

Ahhh Dadgummit.

Une publication partagée par Miserable Men™️ (@miserable_men) le 28 Janv. 2018 à 11 :11 PST