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Les codes Instagram vous fatiguent ? Découvrez ces comptes qui en prennent le contre-pied

Le 18 avr. 2018

La porn food vous donne la nausée et les duck faces vous filent le bourdon ? Si la vie filtrée d'Instagram n'est pas faite pour vous, découvrez ces comptes qui les tournent dérision. C’est très drôle, et ça fait un bien fou.

Vous les connaissez sûrement. Peut-être faites-vous vous même partie des ces addicts à Instagram : à l’affut du panorama, du plat, du moment ou du profil le plus « instagrammable » possible.

Mais à l’heure où le design de soi est roi, certains et certaines s’amusent à détourner les codes esthétiques de la plateforme. Pastiches de clichés lifestyle, parodies de célébrités, détournements, moments de vie cruellement dénués de sex appeal… tout est bon pour s'amuser des dérives de la plateforme. Sélection.

Parodies de clichés lifestyle sur lit de hashtags capillotractés

Sur @satiregram ou satiregram.com, vous découvrez l'univers de l'instagrammeur-euse typique, mais en lieu et place de photos de pool parties et de selfies, ce sont des post-its descriptifs qui nous sont offerts. De l'avocado toast au food selfie en passant par le week-end de débauche à Coachella, tout y passe. Vacuité, quand tu nous tiens.

Du côté de chez @barbiesavior, on tourne en ridicule le tourisme humanitaire « plus blanc que blanc » au travers de la célèbre poupée. Ici, les selfies philanthropiques du bon occidental posant aux côtés d'enfants de pays en voie de développement sont raillés, ses descriptions pastichées à la perfection. Cynique, efficace.

Dear child, You inspire me. You inspire me to be the best person to myself and I guess everyone around me, even my frenemies. But mostly myself. The best thing I could dream of is to become successful, to have a big family in a big house in beautiful white suburbia. When I asked you what your biggest dream was you said “to dance”....(such a hysterically quaint dream that surely no privileged child has ever had) one of the most happiest moments in your life was definitely when you met me and my friends (but mostly me) and you asked me when I was coming back. I am sorry to tell you that there is a very small chance we are ever going to meet again. I have a lot of other children to take selfies with. It keeps me busy. Something you may not know about saviors is that we can see the future...in two years you are going to meet a grown up man that you have never met before, you two are going to have a child, and if you are lucky he will stay with you. But he will probably leave you alone with your child in your small home made of mud and trees. You will probably sell your body to someone else to earn money for your child. And then, a white woman will come to your child and give her the best day of her life. Just like I have given to you. Ah, the circle of life. I could keep on talking, but I want you to know there is hope. It’s me. But I have to catch a bus..... #dearwhitesavior #kenyanot

Une publication partagée par Barbie Savior (@barbiesavior) le

Many of you have inquired as to where exactly in the great country of Africa I live. It has come to my attention that the country of Africa is actually made up of several countries! The time has come to disclose my location....I live in Nambia! #makeNambiagreatagain #orforthefirsttime #startedfromNambianowimhere #ifyourefromNambiawhyareyouwhite #yeaheveryoneinNambiacanreadSwedish #NambiaisrightnexttoWakanda #whereLupitalives #Lupitaismyneighbor #doesNambiahaveawall? #iblesstherainsdowninNambia  #myheartbelongstoNambia #ourcreativepresident #whenyouforgettoreadthebookbeforebookclub #whenyoudontknowjustguess #Trumpwinshideandseek #hestheonlyonewhoknewwhereIwas #theyhavebiggerhandsinNambia #heretogetrich #alsoknownascolonization #Nambiaisthenewfourthworld #icanseeNambiafrommyhut #ittakesaNambianvillage #straightouttaNambia #orangeisthenewNambia

Une publication partagée par Barbie Savior (@barbiesavior) le

My dear faithful followers. Thank you for your kind messages and concern for my well being. Fear not, I am alive and well - and still hard at work saving the country of Africa! Can you believe we did not have power here for 195 days??? To send word to my family and loved ones I was alive I had to send my ostrich to fly all the way to America! My faithful, once flightless, bird has been shuttling messages back and forth for months. While I have been grateful for the loving words penned on paper - I sure am glad FaceTime and iMessage are back. And Instagram of course. 💕 #theBisback #didyamissme? #ofcourseyoudid #imissedmetoo #iwontleaveyouagain #itsgunnatakealottodragmeawayfromyou #theresnothingthatahundredorphansormorecouldeverdo #atleastivegotthepowerofJesus #butactualpowerisbetter #loadshedding4christ #iactuallygotthepowerbackforthewholecountry #whitepowerthatis #thereispowerinthenameofbarbiesavior #sogladitaughttheflightlessostrichtofly #theyalmostdidntlethiminthough #becausemurica

Une publication partagée par Barbie Savior (@barbiesavior) le

Did you know that 112% of the people living in the country of Africa don’t have access to toilets? This is the reality for 112% of Africans today. I don’t have much free time here between all my ventures - Harness the Tears, my essential oils ministry, orphan loving, Skeweral saving, high heel distribution, and so forth - but in the free time I do have I decided to begin Porcelain Promise: A Toilet Bowl Initiative. #becauseigiveacrap #literally #pushit #pushitrealgood #flatulentsavior #ugandabesquatting #careaboutcaca #hoveringatjustherightangle4jesus #commodes4christ #butibetjesusneverusedasquattypotty #waitamidoingitright? #squatitlikeitshot #squattingbelongsinthegym #teepee4mypeepeeplease #tinkletinklelittlesaviorhowiwonderhowyousquat #waittillyouexperiencetoiletseatcovers #urineforacushysurprise

Une publication partagée par Barbie Savior (@barbiesavior) le

Pastiches de stars et détournements de poses en tous genres

Sur @WhatWouldYeezusWear, le couple le plus sexy des États-Unis en prend pour son grade et tombe un peu de son piédestal.

Bienvenue sur le compte Instagram de la comédienne Celeste Barber, celle qui se moque des stars et rend ses lettres de noblesse au glamour de la vie de tous les jours.

The basis of any good relationship- trust. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny

Une publication partagée par Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) le

When you sleep through your alarm. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #kimkardashian

Une publication partagée par Celeste Barber (@celestebarber) le

Billets verts, bitcoins, chaînes en or... sur @cashcats, le rap game version félin engrange presque autant de likes que Snoop Dogg.

what's yours is mine #cashcats @ju13s

Une publication partagée par 🐱💼💵 (@cashcats) le

been had cryptopurrencies #cashcats @noamschwartz

Une publication partagée par 🐱💼💵 (@cashcats) le

took the green pill #cashcats @reneeferriell

Une publication partagée par 🐱💼💵 (@cashcats) le

rather be savage than average @carmencristinalaura #cashcats

Une publication partagée par 🐱💼💵 (@cashcats) le

awn dance i make money move #cashcats @nikulinyuri

Une publication partagée par 🐱💼💵 (@cashcats) le

Fashion dads, celebrities eating, airport styles… ces comptes Instagram choisissent leur thème pour célébrer les moments ingrats de l'existence

Votre père est touchant mais ses goûts vestimentaires laissent à désirer ? Déposez sa candidature sur @fashiondads_.

Budweiser, more like Studweiser amirite? 😏💁🏼🔥 Feeling so #blessed on this Christmas Day and wishing all my fellow fashionistas a very stylish celebration! I’ve been saving this stunning sweater especially for today, and have paired it with a classic pair of #VanHeusen black slacks and an understated gray collared blouse for a more structured look. I stood next to the tree for a extra splash of color, and take note of my flattering pose. You don’t have to be a seasoned #FashionBlogger to look like this — just stand tall and confident like the diva you are! 💃🏼Merry Christmas and #DillyDilly to all my fans and followers! 🍻 #OOTD #FestiveFashion #Studweiser #HolidayLooks #SweaterWeather #WhoWhatWear #MerryAndBright #BodyConfident #BlogLife #FashionDads via @atlfish

Une publication partagée par Fashion Dads (@fashiondads_) le

Happy #Humpday, fashionistas! 🕺🏻🐫 Today I’m bringing new flavor to “business casual” with this sleek and sassy ensemble. I’ve paired a classic pinstriped button-down with a fashionable yet functional pair of #UnderArmour athletic shorts to allow me greater mobility around my home office while still looking chic. 😊 But the footwear is what really takes this lewk to the next level —my signature #Gucci loafers complimented with a nice mid-calf white sock is a bit unconventional, but it always pays off to take a #FashionRisk! 💁🏼 And of course I topped everything off with a tasty bourbon cocktail. Hey it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!! 😉 #OOTD #BusinessCasual #ChicLewks #WhoWhatWear #FashionBlogger #Athleisure #ProtectThisHouse #GucciGang #HappyHourStyle #FashionDads via @keallen329

Une publication partagée par Fashion Dads (@fashiondads_) le

On le sait, les aéroports regorgent de personnalités étonnantes et de looks destroys. Sur @airportstyles, vous allez être servis.

A gift from our international correspondant 📷@nadialeelee #SAF

Une publication partagée par @Chromeo's Airport Styles (@airportstyles) le

Knee Deep #SJC 📷@snelgrove

Une publication partagée par @Chromeo's Airport Styles (@airportstyles) le

We take submissions! #ORD 📷@thesupermaniak

Une publication partagée par @Chromeo's Airport Styles (@airportstyles) le

Trusss me daddi #MIA

Une publication partagée par @Chromeo's Airport Styles (@airportstyles) le

Oui, Barack Obama et George Clooney mangent aussi des hot dogs, et pas toujours de la manière la plus glamour. La preuve.

Kanye and Kim posing while eating iced cream. 5/10 for being posers

Une publication partagée par Celebrities Eating Things (@celebritieseatingthings) le

Brad Pitt mid bite of pizza. Too much tongue usage and nose flare but points for 🍕6.3/10

Une publication partagée par Celebrities Eating Things (@celebritieseatingthings) le

Justin Bieber looking miserable with a bite of a subway sandwich lingering in his cheek. 3/10

Une publication partagée par Celebrities Eating Things (@celebritieseatingthings) le

Last but not least, le compte @MiserableMen rend hommage aux hommes attendant patiemment que leur dulcinée ne daigne sortir de la cabine d'essayage. L'agonie a un visage, plusieurs même.

Got them dressing room blues.

Une publication partagée par Miserable Men™️ (@miserable_men) le

Ahhh Dadgummit.

Une publication partagée par Miserable Men™️ (@miserable_men) le

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